Franchise* Opportunities Available
How would you like to enter the exciting world of fast food? Now you can! The best part about the proprietary Fake Cook™ system is…
You’ve already made the Investment.
You have spent tens of thousands of dollars to bring your “dream kitchen” into reality, but now the counters have become clutter catchers while your refrigerator stand empty. Do you even know all of the functions on that fancy oven you just had to have? If not, there is a good chance that you know the closest drive-thru and every item on that menu.
Every month you pay your mortgage, rent and utilities to maintain the only space you need to be a FAST FOOD FRANCHISEE*.
Choose one of the following opportunities to begin your fast food journey.
Roadkill Eggs
(Coming Soon!)
Breakfast Fable
(Coming Soon!)
Princess Taco
(Coming Soon!)
Ringtab
(Coming Soon!)
Jazz Ale
(Coming Soon!)
Alehausen
(Coming Soon!)
Kwassant
(Coming Soon!)
This Is a Plate
(Coming Soon!)
Menumalism
(Coming Soon!)
Lager and Lace
(Coming Soon!)
Slum Jumble
(Coming Soon!)
Moo Jǔs
(Coming Soon!)
* Fake Cook uses the term “FRANCHISE” and “FRANCHISEE” metaphorically. The restaurants listed here are not intended for actual commercial use and Fake Cook™ makes no warranty regarding the applicability of these “restaurants” for any use in commerce. The restaurants are FAKE. The “franchises” DO NOT EXIST in any real sense.
The following are the only claims being made:
- Choosing a Fake Cook™ lifestyle over a fast food lifestyle saves money, and a penny saved is a penny earned.
- You can enjoy tasty and appealing “fast food” at home that is every bit as good as what is available in the local drive-thru or sit-down restaurant.
That’s it. Nothing more.